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The (al)Most Sinful Dessert Ever
Tiger in the Bedroom Sherbet
Fudge-tastic Mum Sundae
The Official UC Chocolate Sauce Banana Shake
Fiesta Vodka Twist
The (al)Most Sinful Dessert Ever
Icheb: What's with the 'al'... being a little egotistical, aren't we Nessa?
Qt: Haha... testicle...
Nessa: Don't you get my play on words?
Monika: Why is Qt thinking about balls?
Qt: What? *goes back to staring at the wall*
Nessa: *sigh* The dessert has like, everything! Except for the ingredients I didn't have...
Icheb: How can you be missing ingredients?
Sarah: Nessa's sis ate them all.
Qt: Whoo, the hot girl returns!
Sarah: I'm only here for the dessert!
Nessa: Can I get on with the recipe?
Monika: Yes, yes, of course! Icheb, get your butt off the stove.
Qt: I thought I smelt a bun in the oven.
Nessa: Dude, that means somebody's pregnant. It has noth-
Qt: You're pregnant? WHAT?! Way to go Dave!
Nessa: *throttles Qt* Shut. The. Fuck. Up!
Sarah: *eating the dessert* Man, are they stupid...
You will need:
-1 waffle (any kind... Eggo with blueberries recommended)
-2 scoops of ice cream (again, any kind)
-1 banana
-maple syrup
-chocolate sauce
-Cool Whip whipped cream
-chocolate chips
Directions:
-Toast waffle to desired crispyness, cut into quaters.
-Cut off ends of banana and split down the middle
-Scoop ice cream into bowl, arrange banana and waffle as desired
-Drizzle maple syrup and chocolate sauce over it
-Dump on as much Cool Whip as desired
-Toss on some chocolate chips
-Drizzle more maple syrup over top :-*
Monika: Holy hell, that's a bigass dessert!
Nessa: Have a glass of chocolate milk to go with it.
Qt: That looks disgusting.
Sarah: *making a mess and singing* Banana fondue, banana fondue!
Icheb: She seems to like it.
Monika: This really is sinful... look at all the sugar and everything!
Nessa: Yeah, I feel bad eating it... after trying to eat more healthy these past few days.
Sarah: It's too good to care.
Qt: *trying it* Hey, this is good!
Icheb: This is better than sex!
Monika: And you would know?
Sarah: Nes, you have a very dirty mind.
Nessa: Yeah... I'm such a shit.
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Tiger in the Bedroom Sherbet
Nessa: My turn to make something!
Icheb: Oh great... a tiger. We're gonna die!
Nessa: *sighs* Not a real tiger. DUH.
Monika: Well, get on with it! I'm hungry!
Qt: Mmm, sherbet...
You will need:
-chocolate sauce
-orange sherbet
Any amount of either will suffice :-*
Directions:
-scoop out as much sherbet as desired, and drizzle tiger stripes across it with the chocolate sauce!
Icheb: That's it?
Nessa: Yeah. It tastes like an orange cream chocolate dealie
Monika: Ooh, you don't say!
Qt: What about the picture?
Nessa: Didn't have the digicam on me. It'll have to wait.
Qt: Ohhhhh.
Icheb: Are you sure there aren't any tigers? And what happened to the cake?
Nessa: It's still burning.
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Fudge-tastic Mum Sundae
Icheb: Why is it “Mum” sundae?
Monika: Because my Mom made it up…
Nessa: Wow, you’re Mom is cool!
Monika: I know…must be where I get it from.
Qt: *laughs dryly* Funny.
Monika: *smacks Qt*
Icheb: Does this involve undies?
Nessa: Ew, no.
Monika: I hope no one dies from the sugar intake.
Nessa: What’s dying when you’re having fun, eh?
Qt: Can we get a move on? I have galaxies to create!
You Will Need:
-Brownies (from box or other)
-Mint chocolate chip ice cream
-Chocolate sauce (duh :-*)
-Whipped cream.
Directions:
-Cut brownies into large square (or use two). Place it on a plate.
-Scoop ice cream on top of brownie.
-Pour chocolate sauce on ice cream.
-Add whipped cream to the top.
-Add cherry to top (optional).
Icheb: That’s it?
Monika: At least it’s more than Nessa’s tiger ice cream!
Nessa: Stop dissing my recipe! *throws handful of chocolate sauce*
Monika: *ducks and sauce hits Qt in the face*
Qt: What the fu—
Icheb: FOOD FIGHT! *throws ice cream*
Nessa: *gets face full of ice cream* OUCH, YOU ASSHOLE! A chip went in my eye!
Monika: *laughing at Nessa*
Nessa: *throws cherry at Monika*
Monika: HEY!
Qt: This will only end in tears! *picks up chocolate sauce and chucks it*
Nessa: ARGH! *ducks and glass shatters* You idiot! That was glass, that could have really hurt someone!
Monika: As punishment… *gets new chocolate sauce out of fridge* You shall pour this over your head.
Qt: Why me?
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The Official UC Chocolate Sauce Banana Shake
Monika: Whoohoo! I made a recipe by myself!
Qt: Do you want a medal or something? Geez.
Icheb: Don’t drink it. You’ll die an instant death!
Monika: Naw, it’s GOOD! Yum, and blender fun!
Icheb: *shudders*
Nessa: Mmm… sounds good!
Monika: Follow these simple directions!
You will need:
-1 banana
-½ teaspoon imitation vanilla
-2 scoops ice cream (your choice- I recommend vanilla or chocolate!)
-Some chocolate sauce… I didn’t measure… use your judgment! Mwahaha!
-2 cups milk…or however much you want.
Directions:
-In blender, combine milk, vanilla, ice cream, chocolate sauce, and banana.
-Blend for about one minute.
-Pour into a pretty glass and drink. Enjoy! :-*
Icheb: *drinks* Why does this taste like shit?
Qt: Dude, you didn’t peel the banana!
Nessa: *shakes head in pity*
Icheb: She didn’t say that in the directions!!
Monika: Gods, common SENSE Icheb!
Nessa: *dumps chocolate sauce in blender without looking*
Icheb: I’ll SUE!
Monika: Pfft… good luck with that.
Nessa: *leans over and accidentally turns on blender, causing ingredients to fly out and hit everyone*
Qt: ARGH!!!!! *shields self with Icbeb*
Icheb: TAKE COVER! *dives to floor*
Monika: Well, the shit’s hit the fan now!
Nessa: No kidding!
Monika: No really, it has! *point to kitchen fan, which promptly dies*
Nessa: Powerful stuff!
Monika: *pours remains of shake into glass and drinks* Mmm, omg, it’s good! *passes glass*
Nessa: *sips* Indeed!
Qt: Ew, I smell something…
Icheb: Me too. I smell lawsuit.
Nessa: MY CAKE!!!! *rushes off to stove which is half on fire*
Icheb: Oh boy…
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Fiesta Vodka Twist
Monika: Wait, wait, wait... vodka??? What about all those horror stories you told me?
Nessa: Who's the one that wrote the birthday UC involving all of us drinking vodka?
Monika: Recipe, UC, difference!
Icheb: Think they're gonna cat-fight?
Monika: NO.
Qt: Shit.
Icheb: Fine, so what's this concoction you want us to sample this time?
Nessa: My own drink mix! I should be a bartender...
Qt: *muttering* bar dancer is more like it
Monika: *jabs Qt with vodka bottle*
Ingredients:
-one shot of vodka (suggested serving: Smirnoffs 40%)
-fruit punch (preferrably Hawaiian Punch but they don't seem to sell that anymore)
-kiwi-strawberry club soda (aka Fizz from Presidents Choice for the Canadian!)
Directions:
-take any size glass, fill equal parts fruit punch and soda
-add shot of vodka
-throw in a couple ice cubes and enjoy!
Qt: Your culinary talents amaze me, Nessa...
Nessa: *drinking deeply* Thanksh!
Qt: It's called sarcasm!
Monika: *solemnly* No, it's called Fiesta Vodka Twist.
Icheb: Enjoy the schmooth taschte of Grotsch!
Nessa: Wrong brand!
Icheb: Scho? What if I like talking thisch way?
Monika: *laughing* He's drunk!
Nessa: *pointing* And stupid!
Icheb: I'm not stchupid!
Qt: *dragging out the Twister mat* No socks allowed, me first!
Nessa: *panicked* Oh shit...
Monika: What? What's wrong?
Nessa: I haven't made the cake yet.
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